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Hana and Zakari Present! (Volume 49)

Cast of Characters
KAT-TUN
Kamenashi (Kame): High-strung, anal, has anger management issues
Akanishi (Jin): Huge baka
Taguchi (Junno): Cheerfully masochistic, eager to please, clueless, magic
Tanaka (Koki): Cheerfully sadistic (but only with Taguchi), likes to rap and wear Jesus bling
Ueda: Evil, sarcastic, secretly has a dungeon in his basement
Nakamaru (Maru): The (semi) normal one

NEWS
Koyama: Cheerful, optimistic, member-ai obsessed
Shige: Serious, intelligent, pessimistic, devious
Tegoshi: Cheerful, friendly, secretly rules the world
Massu: Always has gyoza in his mouth; no one can understand what he says except Tegoshi and Koyama
Ryo: Sarcastic, sharp-tongued, short-tempered, easily undone by an innocent look and a cute smile
Pi: The (semi) normal one

Kanjani8
Subaru: Red ranger, magic, likes to instigate
Yoko: Black ranger, not magic, likes to instigate
Okura:Green ranger, never talks
Maruyama (Orange): Orange ranger, enthusiastic, eager
Hina: Purple ranger, sarcastic, irreverent
Yasu: Blue ranger, cute
Ryo: Yellow ranger (and see above under NEWS)

Dong Bang Shin Ki (aka DBSK, aka TVXQ, aka Tohoshinki)
Changmin: Youngest but most mature, smart, sarcastic, sometimes looks a lot like Junno

Random
Hikaru: Hey! Say! Jump; apprentice to Maru (Apprentice of Fail)
Eunhyuk: Member of Super Junior, a Korean boyband

Hana and Zakari Present!
Koyama Loves Everyone!!1!
(In Honor of Koyama's Birthday)


Jin is leaving for LA soon and Koyama is freaking out.

I mean, Im sorry, Nishikido senpai, sir. Your honor. Your highness. Please take my spot in line.Collapse )

Hana and Zakari Present! (Volume 48)

Cast of Characters
KAT-TUN
Kamenashi (Kame): High-strung, anal, has anger management issues
Akanishi (Jin): Huge baka
Taguchi (Junno): Cheerfully masochistic, eager to please, clueless, magic
Tanaka (Koki): Cheerfully sadistic (but only with Taguchi), likes to rap and wear Jesus bling
Ueda: Evil, sarcastic, secretly has a dungeon in his basement
Nakamaru (Maru): The (semi) normal one

NEWS
Koyama: Cheerful, optimistic, member-ai obsessed
Shige: Serious, intelligent, pessimistic, devious
Tegoshi: Cheerful, friendly, secretly rules the world
Massu: Always has gyoza in his mouth; no one can understand what he says except Tegoshi and Koyama
Ryo: Sarcastic, sharp-tongued, short-tempered, easily undone by an innocent look and a cute smile
Pi: The (semi) normal one

Kanjani8
Subaru: Red ranger, magic, likes to instigate

Dong Bang Shin Ki (aka DBSK, aka TVXQ, aka Tohoshinki)
Changmin: Youngest but most mature, smart, sarcastic, sometimes looks a lot like Junno
Jaejoong: Oldest, beautiful and knows it, mother of the group

Random
Hikaru: Hey! Say! Jump; apprentice to Maru (Apprentice of Fail)

Hana and Zakari Present!
SchieBpulver


Last time, Junno had a costume party for his birthday. Everyone (except Ueda) was having a great time until Junno's Mom brought an extra present, Junno's Dad. The new addition is now putting a crimp in Ueda's plans to win Junno's mother's affections.

Did she just poop cotton candy?Collapse )

Fic: Hamtaro and the Pig

Title: Hamtaro and the Pig
Author: Hana
A/N 1: I do not own these boys. They own themselves, no matter what SME believes.
A/N 2: Written for chinchin0206
Summary: Changmin thought Jaejoong was cold when they first met.
Changmin closed his eyes and rested his tired body against the wall of the practice room.Collapse )

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Mini Chat: Nakamaru's Bad Dream

After the announcement of NYC's debut, Nakamaru has a dream about the future.

Namamaru: *walking on to the set of SC, holding his head*
PD: Nakamaru-san. Good morning!
Maru: Morning.
PD: You look a little..strange. What's wrong.
Maru: I had the weirdest dream.
PD: Ohhh! Do tell! I consider myself to be dream interpretation expert!
Maru: Well, ok. In the dream that I was 90 and I was still hosting this show! There were all these random jrs I didn't know, but Kisumai was there. They were all in their 80's. Fujigaya-kun had wheels on his walker, Iida-kun kept showing the audience his dentures, Kitayama was totally bald and Senga-kun kept asking for prunes. Miyata-kun could barely hear and kept asking me why Senga-kun thinks it's June. Then they were trying to roller skate, but they kept running into each other. That wasn't the weirdest part.
PD: What was the weirdest part?
Maru: Koyama was still hosting too.
PD: What's weird about that?
Maru: He was just a head.
PD: Just a head? What do you mean?
Maru: He was just a head in a jar. The jar was filled with water. I was feeding him fish food. What do you think it means?
PD: I think it means you need a vacation Nakamaru-san. *walks away*
Maru: *walks into the dressing room*
Fujigaya: So I was thinking, I could do a stunt that involves more wheels, like this! *uses the chair like a walker*
Kitayama: Uh huh. I really think my hair is falling out. *shows the hair clumps from his brush* Look at this!!! I am going to be bald soon!
Senga: My mom made this awesome pudding last night. I couldn't believe how good it was until she told me it was made from prunes!
Miyata: *pulls out his headphones* What? It's not June. It's March. *puts his head phones back on*
Maru: *to himself* That was all just a coincidence, right? *out loud* Where is Kei-chan?
KMF2: *points*
Maru: Thanks *walks to Koyama and screams*
Koyama: *stands up from behind an aquarium* Maru, what is it!
Maru: Oh thank goodness! You still have a body! I thought your head was in that fish tank!
Koyama: That is silly! I bought these fish to give to Shige. Fish are supposed to be relaxing. They even have this special food, see?
Maru: Right. I'm just going to go sit down for a 5 minutes or 2 hours *leaves*
Koyama: *goes back to the fish* He really needs a vacation...

Eunhyuk and the Burglar

Title: Eunhyuk and the Burglar
Pairings: None.
Main Characters: Eunhyuk, Yesung, and ...
Side Characters: Siwon, Kangin, Leeteuk
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Warnings: Total silliness, inaccurate dorm/room set ups
A/N: I wrote this on a whim for kittiec  and chinchin0206 . I don't own SuJu or DBSK. I also realize that the room/dorm assignments are totally wrong.
Summary: Eunhyuk finds a stranger in Kangin's bed...

Then what happened to Kangin? Maybe he's already up and- wait, that's impossible. Maybe something did happen to Kangin.Collapse )

Solve for i by Hana

A/N: I do not own these boys. They own themselves, no matter what SME believes. See the end of the fic for further information and credits.

Solve for i
by Hana


Changmin frowned slightly as he stared at the utterly bewildering message on the valentine card he had just opened.Collapse )

Fic: Hypothetical by Hana

Hypothetical
by Hana

A/N: I do not own these boys. They own themselves, no matter what SME believes.
Summary: Yunho has a question for Changmin.

Yunho looked critically at Changmin out of the corner of his eyes.Collapse )

Iriguchi, Deguchi, Taguchi Desu!

Title: Iriguchi, Deguchi, Taguchi Desu!

Genre: Crack

Pairing: None

Rating: PG

Notes: I do not own Johnny's Entertainment, KAT-TUN, heaven or the abyss.

Story Summary: Junno isn't who he seems to be. He has an important mission to fullfill, but things aren't easy for him.

I want to zap them all to the abyss!!Collapse )

Hana and Zakari Present! (Volume 47)

Cast of Characters
KAT-TUN
Kamenashi (Kame): High-strung, anal, has anger management issues
Akanishi (Jin): Huge baka
Taguchi (Junno): Cheerfully masochistic, eager to please, clueless, magic
Tanaka (Koki): Cheerfully sadistic (but only with Taguchi), likes to rap and wear Jesus bling
Ueda: Evil, sarcastic, secretly has a dungeon in his basement
Nakamaru (Maru): The (semi) normal one

NEWS
Koyama: Cheerful, optimistic, member-ai obsessed
Shige: Serious, intelligent, pessimistic, devious
Tegoshi: Cheerful, friendly, secretly rules the world
Massu: Always has gyoza in his mouth; no one can understand what he says except Tegoshi and Koyama
Ryo: Sarcastic, sharp-tongued, short-tempered, easily undone by an innocent look and a cute smile
Pi: The (semi) normal one

Kanjani8
Subaru: Red ranger, magic, likes to instigate
Yoko: Black ranger, not magic, likes to instigate
Okura:Green ranger, never talks
Maruyama (Orange): Orange ranger, enthusiastic, eager
Hina: Purple ranger, sarcastic, irreverent
Yassu: Blue ranger, cute
Ryo: Yellow ranger (and see above under NEWS)

Dong Bang Shin Ki (aka DBSK, aka TVXQ, aka Tohoshinki)
Yunho: Group leader, big-brother type
Jaejoong: Oldest, beautiful and knows it, mother of the group
Micky (Yoochun): Passionate, sensitive, cries a lot
Junsu: Happy-go-lucky, boisterous, loud laugh, squeaks like a dolphin
Changmin: Youngest but most mature, smart, sarcastic, sometimes looks a lot like Junno

Random
Nino: Ninomiya from Arashi

Hana and Zakari Present!
Junno's Birthday


Koki has a great idea for how to celebrate Junno's birthday.

Oooo, is it strawberry fro-yo day again?Collapse )
And the poll winner is...Taguchi! It was a close one and since there was a tie, we flipped a coin. Thank you to everyone who voted! Look forward to Junno's b'day chat. :-)